London’s traffic lights are always going to be green after an announcement by the Mayor of London this week that over three and a half thousand sets of lights were…
One thing the Mayor does like is a nice bit of dinner. This week, however, Bozza’s favourite restaurant nearly went up in smoke… Fire services were called to the famous…
Another day, another transport story. This one is quite intriguing, though, as a diplomatic row is brewing between Boris and none other than Barack Obama over unpaid congestion charges. It…
Boris has thrown his support behind a new initiative launched this weekend which aims to reward random acts of kindness on the streets of London. The Kindness Offensive, supported by…
Considering his highbrow educational background and wealthy family, we at Boriswatch don’t imagine the Mayor has ever had to eat a lot of bubble and squeak or tried to make…
A leading research centre* has established that 98.3% of Boris’ time as London Mayor is taken up with matters of transport. Not content with mentioning the word “bicycle” in every…
Boris’ obsession with getting everyone in London onto the saddle of a bicycle continues apace this weekend with the first Skyride Hounslow. Although it sounds a lot like somewhere you’d…
The figure parading down the South Bank this week in their Speedos with their blonde hair waving in the breeze made many a passer-by gasp in surprise…. and for many…
It’s been a bit of a slow news week at BHQ over the last few days. Apart from some commitments to planting more trees in London and appearing in an…
We at Boriswatch Towers always like a good “top ten” list and when our very own Boris makes it to such a list it’s normally time to crack open the…