The imminent return of the drachma could be a step closer this week after it was revealed that Greece actually needs in the region of 78.4 gazillion euros in order…
We’ve all been the butt of jokes at some point in our lives, haven’t we? I remember the Boriswatch Christmas Party in 2008 when one of our senior members of…
So, unless you’ve had a large sum of cash deducted from your bank account this week, it looks like you’ve failed in your bid to secure tickets for the 2012…
There’s been a bit of a stand-off between Boris and the Americans for some time now. You see, the Yanks owe London £5.5 million in unpaid congestion charges, a fee…
Imagine heading onto a leading supermarket website and filling your trolley with goods. You pay your £150…and then wait. Several weeks later, a lorry appears outside your house with a…
We’ve all faced the problem of unsold seats for a major event. Just last year, the Boriswatch HQ Amateur Dramatic society’s performance of HMS Pinafore was scheduled to start in…
It’s been a bumper week here at Boriswatch HQ. Not only did we get to catch a tiny glimpse of Pippa Middleton’s taut bu[Er, Snip – Boriswatch Taste and Decency…
As we often say here at Boriswatch HQ, the work of the Mayor is strange and varied. Jetting off across the world to represent London on the international stage, dealing…