It may be sixteen months until the Mayorship of London is up for grabs once again, but the Guardian reported this weekend that the race to become London’s Olympic Mayor…
As you would expect for a man of his intellect, charisma and importance, Bozza claims a fair few prestigious awards. We reported, for example, that the Mayor picked up the…
Good old BBC. To celebrate the New Year, BBC Radio 3 are having a season of special events to mark a genius with strange blonde hair and a talent for…
“Toot!” That’s the sound of the party horns being blown at Boriswatch HQ where our annual Christmas party has just entered the seventh hour. Our legal advisor has already photocopied…
We all know that Boris is a powerful man, and there are lots of things that full under his jurisdiction. However, one thing that (at least last time we checked)…
It’s well documented that Britain doesn’t cope very well in the snow. Whilst countries that experience a lot of the stuff keep their trains and buses running and their airports…
There are a right lot of pesky sorts on the internet. Not content with posting amusing videos of cats dancing or exposing Nick Clegg for the two faced charlatan that…
This is Bozza in 2006. You will note that he’s at a demonstration with Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming, supporting the demo against hospital closures. Clearly, Boris believed that attending…
We at Boriswatch Towers do, occasionally, treat ourselves to a meal out. Whilst the evening in Barnsley when we all had chicken soup, pie, mash, peas and gravy and a…
So, the fallout from England’s abject failure to win the right to host the 2018 World Cup continues. In one of the most spectacularly hilarious displays of sour grapes ever…