That’s the sound of the party horns being blown at Boriswatch HQ where our annual Christmas party has just entered the seventh hour.Â Our legal advisor has already photocopied both buttocks (that’s what a litre of Harvey’s Bristol Cream will do, kids) whilst the nice lady who answers the telephones is chasing guests around the building wearing a mistletoe hat.
Anyway, to soundtrack our Christmas party this year we decided to put on the new album by MC Bozza J.Â Having read a news story in This Is London about the Mayor and ‘rapping’ we rushed out to find this monumental chart release.
“My name is Bozza J/and I’m doing it for the city
That’s why I laid down this busting London ditty
I’m the man who introduced the thousands of bikes
But couldn’t stop the snow and the rubbish Tube strikes
I like hanging out of Facebook/why don’t you come and friend me
Just make sure you come to call/on a bus that isn’t bendy.”
Merry Christmas! – Boriswatch Ed]