Sometimes, researching what the Mayor’s up to can be tough. He’s not always falling over in rivers or slagging off Northern cities or hanging by his nethers up a zipwire. No, sometimes it’s fairly mundane political activity, meetings and boring stuff.
So, when you see a headline like this, it’s as if you’ve been given a gift from the Tory gods:
“Boris Pulls Amazing Faces When Playing Tennis.”
I mean, what’s funnier than watching Bozza gurn himself into a stupor at Queen’s Club, eh?
No further questions, your honour. Etc etc etc.