For example, your eyes are not deceiving you when you look at the picture. That’s the Mayor – all smiley and blonde-mopped, riding a bicycle alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Apparently, the former Governor of California was in London for a gala event to celebrate the 80th birthday of former Russian leader Mikhail Gorbachev. (Considering Arnie spent half his life singlehandedly defeating Russia in a series of ever more preposterous action movies, I’m not sure how he even got an invitation. Anyway.)
Boris and Arnie had ‘talks’ at City Hall, apparently, before hiring a couple of Boris Bikes for an afternoon of events around the capital, including a trip to the Tower of London and a quick visit to 2084 to meet freedom fighters from Mars [I think you’ll find that’s Total Recall – Boriswatch Film Ed].