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By May 8, 2010News

Oh my. There’s another one.

We all know that Boris chose the path of Mayordom over Westminster politics, but after Thursday’s election we do have a Johnson as an MP. This is Bozza’s younger brother, Jo, who was elected as the Conservative MP for Orpington with a stonking 29,200 votes.

Johnson was chosen as the MP after the incumbent Tory, John Horam, announced he was stepping down in 2010. He beat the leader of local Bromley Council, Lib Dem David McBride with a 12.2% swing from the Liberal Democrats to the Conservatives.

The 39 year old journalist says, “My top priority will be to tackle the anti-social behaviour that is making so many people’s lives a misery. We should not have to put up with yobbish and inconsiderate behaviour and I applaud those who stand up against it.”

The younger Johnson has yet to provide us with a Boris-esque soundbite or be involved in a Johnson PR disaster. ‘Jowatch’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?


  • angelneptunestar says:

    Mmm. You’ll have to recruit another spymaster…….

  • I seem to be very confused and very excited at the same time. lol
    Oh my, he is just a minuture version of Boris!
    His eyes especially, well the we may just be able to do it! i thought this day would never arrive!
    I think fellow Boris Believers, we may at last have enough resources to take over the world!
    I am still in shock, please so where do we start?

    Do we begin jotting from the stump? Or do we first inform all friends voters and countrymen before we take to life in the fast lane? Well, Well , Well have i got views for you! Strangely so have the 72 virgins that i have just met, well they all seem hungry i must get the rhubarb and waffles out on the double!

    Give that man a coconut…I think there was something else only problem is i cant think of it?
    From a party that keep its promises!
    The Tory’s blue as the sea but far more impressive! 🙂
    Janina Davison-Forder
    .-= janina davison-forder´s last blog .. =-.

  • dawn says:

    I don’t think he does look like Boris. The most recognisable thing about Bojo is his naughty look. This guy looks very serious. Nice, but quite solemn.

    Still, I suppose characters like BJ only come along once in a lifetime.

  • Mel says:

    He is wonderful person and you can keep an eye on Jo by joining the Conservative Foreign & Commonwealth Council where he has just become our Deputy Chairman. Yay! See here for details
    .-= Mel´s last blog ..Melissacw: Henry on Windsor Eye =-.

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