After weeks of low-profile Boris – is he knuckling down to politics, or are the papers losing interest?! – we hear that he’s added another job title to his bow. Boris is now turning his hand to ebing a Dog Detective. The Times (and many others) report that dognapping has become rife in his constituency, causing worried residents to beseige him with requests to help. 50 dogs have been nabbed in the last 6 months. At the risk of being a tad insensitive – has someone checked the local kebab vans?