The book, Just Boris, is written by his former deputy Sonia Purnell and, according to the Daily Mail (so take it with a pinch of salt, folks), accuses Boris ‘of jumping and out of bed with a succession of â€˜poshâ€™, â€˜full-breastedâ€™ women.’
The book also alleges that Boris is the father of a love-child with ex-advisor Helen Macintyre, a woman who convinced her partner, Pierre Rolin, to donate Â£80,000 to what the Mail calls Boris’ ‘Olympian Erection’.
The mind boggles.
Mr Rolin is quoted as saying: â€˜How could Boris take Â£80,000 off a Tory donor after sleeping with his live-in partner of three years and possibly father[ing] her child? He has no moral compass whatsoever!”
Boris and his spokespeople made no comment on the latest allegations. Probably wise.