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By January 31, 2010News

I tell you what, he is a force for good, our Boris.

Not content with trying to make the lives of millions of Londoners better, and going around the world to promote the city with other Mayors and world leaders, Bozza is now representing the Earth by trying to negotiate with our deadliest enemy: the Daleks.

The Mayor has been meeting Davros this week.  According to the press release, “The Mayor has a packed schedule of speaking engagements and one to one meetings with business chiefs and influential policymakers” including, we understand, Davros, the leader of the Daleks, himself.

With the Doctor crashing towards Earth having recently regenerated, it has been up to Boris to try and negotiate a truce with this evil race.  We understand he will then attempt to come to a trade agreement with the Cybermen in ord…[Whoa, whoa, whoa.  I think you will find that Boris has been in ‘a meeting in Davos’, not ‘meeting Davros’ – Boriswatch Ed]



  • angela says:

    Ha ha ha this is really funny as well. There is something enigmatic and suspicious about this site though. Ever since I realised that Stanley Johnson was in fact head of MI6, (and in my view, still is) I have begun to wonder if this site is a sort of letter drop.Or meeting place. Or if it sends messages for missions. For spies. Mr. Spunky, oh yes. That has to be in code.
    .-= angela´s last blog ..GUIDO SAYS ANDY IS CURSED AGAIN =-.

  • dawn says:

    There was stuff in the newspapers recently that the possibility of aliens contacting this planet is rated far more highly than people realise. The Times said aliens might actually be amongst us. The Times was speculating who we should send to speak to them, I know who gets my vote.

  • guestwriter says:

    …unless of course he is the alien among us…?

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