Boris on the left. And right.
The fine people at Madame Tussauds this week confirmed something that we at Boriswatch have known for some time now – namely that the dapper and handsome Mayor is “sexier than Brad Pitt�.
A recent poll by London attraction asked three hundred visitors which of their exhibits was the most kissable. Whilst scruffy teen idol Zac Efron may have topped the list, Bozza fared better than not only Brad and Angelina but also sex-god Johnny Depp and suave A-lister George Clooney.
According to the museum’s PR manager Liz Edwards, “There are certain figures that our maintenance team are constantly removing lipstick from. Guests just can’t resist giving him a cheeky peck on the cheek.� We’re guessing she means the waxwork, not the man himself.
With a reaction that sums up everything we know and love about Boris, he commented “I am somewhat bewildered.�
With Tussauds also boasting a waxwork of Boris’ predecessor, it’s apparently not only Ken who is finding himself Red these days….
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