A light-hearted – if slightly disturbing – website has popped up on the Boriswatch radar this morning. I Dream Of Boris is a site where visitors can submit their Boris-themed dreams. They range for innocent and innocuous to… well, something more carnal. Have a look – although we felt slightly tarnished afterwards.
I bet he writes them all himself.
I dreamt of Boris!
“Martin, Birmingham
I dreamt that Gordon Brown was (personally) trying to assassinate Boris, and I was Boris’ double (like Sadam Hussein had). I was quite annoyed at having to have floppy blonde Boris-hair. The dream ended with me desperately trying to find a car to escape Brown, the gun-wielding bovine-featured scotch loon.”
You need to keep a close eye on Godron, with his massive bovine features…