Dear oh dear. The News of the World have alleged this morning that Boris is having another affair – although the article is carefully worded. Other news reports have been careful not to confirm the claims outright – we will have to wait and see what the outcome is over the next few days. This could turn out to be a bad week for Boriswatchers everywhere…
Oh dear…
‘Oh dear!’
Isn’t really the sorta response expected by our media.
How about the sneeky picture, taken of our dear Boris, when he landed in the peoples’republic of China � perhaps they were searching for contraband balls?
http://www.pbase.com/batty/image/58276983.jpg
Or, for that matter, the fact that his 4 (?) official children have been snuck out of the Metropolis to save them from publicity?
Here’s a picture of Boris’s kids, thoroughly enjoying themselves in the country…
http://www.pbase.com/batty/image/58277010.jpg
And, here is one hitherto unpublished picture, of our dear Boris, bonking his heart off, somewhere in China.
http://www.pbase.com/batty/image/58277111.jpg
Hmmm, yes, very “amusing”. You must be the one who gives Steve Bell the ideas for his cartoons.