Boriswatch Towers had a great time this morning, sifting through the many online April Fools gags. However, Mr & Mrs Smith, the boutique hotel specialists, involved Boris and his hatred of bendy buses in an elaborate gag. They claimed that Boris was turning decommissioned bendy buses into travelling hotels. Five-star hotel accommodation on wheels sounds like an excellent plan for the controversially-flexible mode of transport, but Boriswatch hs just one concern – when the bus goes round a corner, do the occupants of the middle two “rooms” have to become intimately acquainted?
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Tabloid heading, Ken’s dream scenario….. Boris Johnson caught in a three way.
So does Boris have any evidence yet for his claim that Bendy Buses are ‘cyclist-killers’ as he claimed? Or is he clinging to his usual policy of sticking by the Big Lie – once told?
And where will he get the money for a new fleet of two-man buses which will hold fewer passengers than the Bendies and be liable for a new wave of H&S claims?
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