In an episode fraught with potentially compromising headlines, The Guardian reports that Boris is to meet with schoolgirls in an effort to promote a petition against plans to scrap A-Level Latin. Bozza has always been a big advocate of the language, and each girl will speak some Latin as they hand the petition over. Boriswatch hopes that no enterprising photographer will be there to muddy the waters…
UPDATE: Added a picture of the event, courtesy of theKatman.
Thank the BBC!